That’s not the only thing I made up, mind you. Apparently, I’ve never been cat called, because, who would cat call this face (accompanied by a photograph taken of me at a speaking engagement, when I was, fittingly, telling the audience how important it is to be your authentic self online)? No one’s ever groped my bottom, because it’s too fat to be grope able. The story of my rape by a friend who wouldn’t take no for an answer is a fiction.
The FBI brought back Emigdio Preciado Jr. From Mexico on Tuesday, according to Sheriff Capt. Mike Parker. You’d make me a quadrillionaire.” Though in truth, if some financier offered me one quadrillion dollars to keep my allergies, I’d personally deliver him to the gates of hell.Medication? An antihistamine? Ha. I once showed my allergies to a bottle of Walzyrt pills. The pills pissed themselves and bolted for the hills while my allergies collapsed in laughter.
“People are going to be coming southbound on the St. Croix River at a high rate of speed, and then they will throttle down or if they are going northbound, people will be coming out, and then they’ll punch it when they get through and rock the living daylights out of us,” he said. “There are some safety concerns.
I once went to New York for the skating at Rockefeller Plaza and was sharpening my skates when the telephone rang. A woman voice, sounding like a cross between a crow and a barbed wire fence, informed me, Bovine would like you for dinner. Don blame him, I assured this charmer, and hung up.
Get Liverpool FC updates directly to your inbox+ SubscribeSee our privacy noticeThank you for subscribing!”At 12 years of age I wrote on the underside of the table where I would do my homework: ‘One day I will be one of the best defenders in the world’,” he said.”People were laughing at me. I struggled a lot in my life from day one. But they always pushed me to be better.”When I was a teenager they said I couldn’t play like a defender, that I didn’t have a left foot, that I wasn’t quick enough.